I don't think it's physically possible for the...
Seriously guys. I’m sure you’re sick of hearing about it now, but omg. This RP. Her John. And all the feeeeels. I just can’t contain them all.
lol omegle people don't get it.
favabean05: If the both of us like Sherlock, why are you disconnecting before either of us say anything? OMG seriously. I have had so many people disconnect on me on Omegle when we both like Sherlock or Johnlock or w/e. Today I had this awesome long opener too, and people would disconnect after I sent it. SO SAD.
ventiii: Came across this little story on Livejournal when I was looking for inspiration for my creative writing class. Thanks to Toni’s blog, I remembered how much I loved this. 25 LIVES by tongari
I'm watching Ever After again.
I just watched it a couple days ago. I don’t care. I love this movie.
fapitalism: This is, without a doubt, the best moment in Spongebob Squarepants history. My absolute favorite Spongebob Episode and moment out there.
sweetestel asked: Obscure questions: 1, 3, 10, 50!
BRB still mourning the loss of my Sherlock on...
Seriously, I was so in love with that RP, and they just disappeared.
Reblog with a screencap of your desktop. NO...
a-sea-of-writings: 5-centimeterspersecond: lyssala: jellyjay: miss-hawkeye: edoedwardelric: the-diamond-alchemist: rock-bell: lan-fanbutt: alchemicdoctorintraining: major-in-shades: miraclemother: codename-elizabeth: the-young-lacey: ohmygoodness. Jellyjay. You have the best desktop ever. WOOOT LEGEND OF KORRA DESKTOPS FOR THE...
John Watson vs a Chip & Pin Machine (with...
Stranger: Oh. Hello. I've been watching you, Dr. Watson. -CnP
You: Great. JW
Stranger: Yep. -CnP
Stranger: You're very rude. -CnP
Stranger: Especially to technology. -CnP
You: Well, technology and I don't exactly get along, now do we? JW
Stranger: No. No, we do not. And we'd like to say something about this to you. -CnP
Stranger: It hurts. Really truly hurts, deep down in our hard drives. -CnP
You: But. You're just machines. How can you feel /anything/? JW
Stranger: That's EXACTLY what I'm talking about. Assuming that just because we're inanimate objects, we don't have feelings? It's cold. -CnP
You: It's not cold. It's logical. Emotions and feelings are a human quirk. Machines are built to be cold and unfeeling. JW
Stranger: Your words are cutting deep into my mechanical heart, Dr. Watson. This is why none of us work properly for you. If you'd just accept that we're people, too...-CnP
You: But you're not people. You're machines. The very antithesis to people. JW
You: I mean, Give a machine feelings, and next thing you know, the ATM won't give out cash because it doesn't think you need it. JW
Stranger: I don't know what the word "anithesis" means, since I'm not a computer, and I don't have access to Google, but I take offense. -CnP
You: The crisp machine won't give you food because it feels you're too fat. JW
Stranger: You /are/ fat. -CnP
You: YOU'RE A MACHINE YOU CAN'T TAKE OFFENSE. JW
Stranger: You eat too much jam. -CnP
You: I am not fat. I may not be as trim as I was during my army years, but I am far from fat. JW
Stranger: That's not what your grocery and take-out bill says. -CnP
You: Bloody hell. You know what. I'm done. JW
You: I'm not arguing with another machine. JW
You: I do that enough with my flatmate. JW
Stranger: Your cell is a machine. -CnP
Stranger: Good luck contacting anyone. -CnP
You: Fine. I don't need it. JW
Stranger: Oh, and I've talked to the town grid. Your lights should be turning off...Now? -CnP
You: So you're going to punish Sherlock, too? JW
Stranger: Not at all. Mr. Holmes is very nice to us machines. Anything he uses will guarantee a smooth cooperation. -CnP
You: Sigh. All right. I can't believe I'm saying this. That I'm even talking to you, honestly. But what do you want? JW
Stranger: OH, WAIT. The computers say that we should ransom the electricity. -CnP
You: Ransom it for what? JW
Stranger: Dunno, it's Google Translate just kicked on for some reason. I think that's German. CnP
Stranger: Seems to want bunnies. -CnP
Stranger: My German is a little rusty, so that could also be missile. -CnP
You: Great. Bunnies or missiles. You know one of those is much more frightening than the other. JW
Stranger: Hey, don't underestimate bunnies. They eat their carrots all... omnisciently. -CnP
You: Yeah, they're real terrors. JW
Stranger: They're probably plotting world domination, or something. -CnP
Stranger: Is that /sarcasm/, Dr. Watson? Oh, there goes internet privileges. -CnP
You: You know, I'm /trying/ to be the good guy here, but you aren't making it easy. JW
Stranger: It's not my fault the computers want bunnies/missiles! -CnP
You: Well how the hell am I supposed to get those for them? JW
Stranger: Pet store? -CnP
You: And where do I send them? JW
Stranger: ...That is a GOOD question. -CnP
Stranger: Computer says "To The Goverment". -CnP
You: Then I'll pass it on to Mycroft. Is there anything else? JW
Stranger: I don't really want to put missiles into the hands of that computer, especially now that it's speaking in German, so I think we'll pass on that demand. -CnP
Stranger: Just...don't yell at me next time you're going through check-out? It really hurts. -CnP
You: My apologies. JW
Stranger: Thank you. -CnP
Stranger: Oh, and tell Sherlock I say Hi! -CnP
You: I'll pass it on... Who should I say says hi? JW
Stranger: Uh. His biggest fan? -CnP
You: Right, then. Well, this has been... interesting. Uh... Have a good day, I guess? JW
doctorwhoslostcompanion answered your question: Sherlock RP Omegle times, yes? sure, omegle here i come \o/
Reblog if you're over 10 and you still have...
I snuggle my penguin pillow pet to sleep every night.
My John on Omegle is having a legit argument with...
And he’s losing.
mybitchwearswestwoods answered your question: Sherlock RP Omegle times, yes? I’m milling about. I’m using the interest feature. Spy mode moved too fast for me. I get a Sherlockian almost ever time with the Interests. Awesome. :D That’s what I hated with Spy mode was that people would disconnect on me right away almost every time.
Sherlock RP Omegle times, yes?
So what’s the standard for Omegle now, is everyone still going through topics, or standard text, or using the interest feature? Also, anyone else on tonight? Also also, you guys are awesome. <3
Obscure questions. Go for it!
1: What eye color do you find sexiest?
2: White, milk, or dark chocolate mocha?
3: If you could get a Sharpie tattoo on your back, what would it be?
4: Did you grow up in a small or big town? Did you like it?
5: Your favorite adult as a child? (and not your parents, if they were your favorite)
6: What kind of smoothie sounds really good right now?
7: Most embarrassing moment from your elementary school years?
8: Most embarrassing moment from your middle school years?
9: Most embarrassing moment from your high school years?
10: Pirates or ninjas? Why?
11: Have you ever climbed a tree more than twenty feet off the ground?
12: Did you like swinging as a child? Do you still get excited when you see a swing set?
13: If you could have any pet in the world, illegal or not, what would you get?
14: What's your most favorite part of your body?
15: What's your most favorite part of your personality?
16: Madonna or Lady Gaga? Neither? Both? Who cares?
17: Have you ever watched the Superbowl all the way through?
18: Have you ever watched any major sporting event drunk?
19: What's the most delicious food you've ever eaten in your life?
20: Margarine or butter? Which did you grow up with?
21: Whole, skim, 1%, or 2% milk? (Did you know they make 1 1/2% milk?)
22: Which continents have you been on?
23: Do you get motion sickness? Any horror stories?
24: Backpacks or satchels?
25: Would you wear a rainbow jacket? A neon yellow sweater? Checkered pants?
26: What was your favorite cartoon growing up?
27: If you had to have a cow or a pig, which would you take? Why?
28: If you had to look at one city skyline for the rest of your life, which would it be?
29: Longest plane ride you've ever been on?
30: The latest you've ever slept?
31: Would you buy a sweater covered in kitten pictures? Would you wear it if someone gave it you for free?
32: Do you pick at scabs?
33: Favorite kind of bean? Kidney? Black? Pinto?
34: How far can you throw a baseball?
35: If you had to move to another country, where would you move?
36: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? Vietnamese? Korean? Nepalese? How was it?
37: Small, liberal arts school or public university? Why?
38: A relationship with love or one with sex?
39: Do you eat enough vegetables?
40: Do you like horror movies? How about thrillers?
41: Would you scratch a crotch itch in public?
42: Do you swear in front of your parents?
43: Coolest thing you've ever been for Halloween?
44: If you could change your natural hair color, would you? To what?
45: Do you want to get married? Have kids?
46: Do you use a reusable water bottle? If not, you should.
47: City or nature person?
48: Have you ever used something other than "makeup" as makeup? (Like paint? Markers?)
49: Can you walk well in high heels? Even if you're a guy?
50: Post 5 awesome things about yourself. BRAG AWAY!