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#I think that Captain Jack and Rory have more in common than just dying a lot
Reblogging for Tag Accuracy
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Friend: Hey, can I ping you?
Husband: Yeah, man, you can ping me.
Friend: Can I ping you in different ports?
Husband: Yeah!
Me: 
in case you ever forget how to spell curdled milk’s name i made a handy dandy chart
you can mix and match! (◠ ◡ ◠✿)
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Tywin vs Olenna: A Summary
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if you stand in front of a mirror at midnight and say “idjits” three times bobby singer shows up and smacks you upside the back of the head for fooling with ghosts
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I weep bcause I think I hardly ever read anything funnier
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Jensen Ackles is known as ‘the short one’ relative to Jared Padalecki.
Jensen Ackles is taller than Benedict Cumberbatch.
I just…I feel confused and lied to.
my mind immediately attempts to picture Martin Freeman next to Jared Padalecki
here i drew it for you
i know i just reblogged this but
oH MY GOD
I AM CRYIGN
IS THAT JARED’S HAIR?!
I’M SO FUCKING DONE.
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S: The thing is, the Benedict everyone sees is a little different to the Benedict we know[…] so the Benedict that all the girls love and stuff, it’s- it’s a myth.
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#’whatever you find’ #that’s a pretty broad definition #i personally would not be satisfied if i found #say #an alligator in my partner’s pants #genitalia is cool #carnivorous reptiles are not.
is pansexuality not caring if you find an alligator
yes
If the alligator is limp, is it a reptile dysfunction?
we need to get outside
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THERE IS A FUCKING COW TRYING TO GET INSIDE MY HOUSE
I AM HOME ALONE
WHAT DO I DO THERE IS A COW PRESSING ITS FACE AGAINST THE WINDOW
Are you playing Minecraft?
so I was at relay for life and guess what was just meandering around the track
it just kept going around the track yelling exterminate
I literally cannot think of anything more ironic than a Dalek participating in Relay for Life.
This is perfect
aux états-unis, on ne dit pas «je t’aime,» on dit «yo obama hamburger mcdonalds rifle twerk it bitch,» qui veut dire «fout le camp. salope.» tragiquement beau.
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Amy don’t blink. Don’t even blink. Blink and you’re dead. They are fast, faster than you could believe. Don’t turn your back. Don’t look away. And don’t blink. Good luck, Amy.
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