Frek

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miaman:

can you imagine

the next time someone asks you if you’re planning on having kids

and you say “no”

and they give that knowing smile and say “you will change your mind, someday”

suddenly a time portal opens up and like 60-year-old version of you sticks their head out and and goes “INCORRECT”

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wimey:

Or ask whatever the fuck you want I’m bored as balls and you guys need to start working that askbox it’s empty and screaming for attention, just as this entire blog and its owner. 

You know what ask me anything and I’ll try to answer everything with the truth. 
I don’t even care guys just… I’m lonely come play.

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wendl-a:

how the fuck some of you get away with drawing so much men on men fuckin but you aint drawing any pubic hair excuse me

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ereborbound:

Bifur has a frontal-lobe brain injury which interferes with his cognitive abilities. This is not the same thing as being “mentally retarded” “intellectually disabled” or the various other synonyms for someone with a mental handicap.

This confusion stems from a common misunderstanding about the differences between brain injuries and lifelong cognitive impairment. This is a good opportunity to clarify what exactly constitutes mental retardation, how a frontal lobe injury like Bifur’s would affect the brain, and how people frequently confuse the two.

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1: What eye color do you find sexiest?

2: White, milk, or dark chocolate mocha?

3: If you could get a Sharpie tattoo on your back, what would it be?

4: Did you grow up in a small or big town? Did you like it?

5: Your favorite adult as a child? (and not your parents, if they were your favorite)

6: What kind of smoothie sounds really good right now?

7: Most embarrassing moment from your elementary school years?

8: Most embarrassing moment from your middle school years?

9: Most embarrassing moment from your high school years?

10: Pirates or ninjas? Why?

11: Have you ever climbed a tree more than twenty feet off the ground?

12: Did you like swinging as a child? Do you still get excited when you see a swing set?

13: If you could have any pet in the world, illegal or not, what would you get?

14: What’s your most favorite part of your body?

15: What’s your most favorite part of your personality?

16: Madonna or Lady Gaga? Neither? Both? Who cares?

17: Have you ever watched the Superbowl all the way through?

18: Have you ever watched any major sporting event drunk?

19: What’s the most delicious food you’ve ever eaten in your life?

20: Margarine or butter? Which did you grow up with?

21: Whole, skim, 1%, or 2% milk? (Did you know they make 1 1/2% milk?)

22: Which continents have you been on?

23: Do you get motion sickness? Any horror stories?

24: Backpacks or satchels?

25: Would you wear a rainbow jacket? A neon yellow sweater? Checkered pants?

26: What was your favorite cartoon growing up?

27: If you had to have a cow or a pig, which would you take? Why?

28: If you had to look at one city skyline for the rest of your life, which would it be?

29: Longest plane ride you’ve ever been on?

30: The latest you’ve ever slept?

31: Would you buy a sweater covered in kitten pictures? Would you wear it if someone gave it you for free?

32: Do you pick at scabs?

33: Favorite kind of bean? Kidney? Black? Pinto?

34: How far can you throw a baseball?

35: If you had to move to another country, where would you move?

36: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? Vietnamese? Korean? Nepalese? How was it?

37: Small, liberal arts school or public university? Why?

38: A relationship with love or one with sex?

39: Do you eat enough vegetables?

40: Do you like horror movies? How about thrillers?

41: Would you scratch a crotch itch in public?

42: Do you swear in front of your parents?

43: Coolest thing you’ve ever been for Halloween?

44: If you could change your natural hair color, would you? To what?

45: Do you want to get married? Have kids?

46: Do you use a reusable water bottle? If not, you should.

47: City or nature person?

48: Have you ever used something other than “makeup” as makeup? (Like paint? Markers?)

49: Can you walk well in high heels? Even if you’re a guy?

50: Post 5 awesome things about yourself. BRAG AWAY!

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coffeeandsleeping:

Dear Tumblr users who I don’t know in real life,

I really like seeing your personal posts, even the whiny angsty ones, and particularly the strange boring ones. I like these little windows into your lives even if I’ve never seen pictures of you and all I really know is that we like a few of the same tv shows. Please continue to let me read your to do lists and your conversations with strange relatives.

Thank you,

Stranger from the internet.

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Lets play the “never have I ever” game.

Send me asks saying things you’re curious if I’ve ever done.

I’ll reply if I have or not and maybe even give you a little story, depending what it is.

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